

{"id":353,"date":"2010-03-22T15:24:39","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T19:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cornells.org\/WP\/?p=353"},"modified":"2010-03-22T15:24:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T19:24:39","slug":"jesus-wants-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/jesus-wants-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus wants me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I spend a lot of time up at St. Isidore and down in Braintree at the Archdiocesan Pastoral Center but I was still shocked to see that Jesus wants me for a special mission (email received 3\/22\/2010):<\/p>\n<p>To: cac@stisidorestow.org<br \/>\nSubject: Emergency Message from The Lord<br \/>\nDate: Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:57:41 +0100<br \/>\nFrom: &#8220;Jesus Christ&#8221; <jesus@3jesus.com><\/p>\n<p>This Message is an Official Message for the Government of Abraham founded<br \/>\nin part by Jesus Christ de Yahweh.  Interference with This Message, The<br \/>\nOriginator, His Respondents, His Adherents, His Mechanisms, etc. are<br \/>\nsubject to no appellate authority.<\/p>\n<p>Greetings from THE LAMB:<br \/>\nI have been tasked with assembling an emergency elect on behalf of God<br \/>\nYahweh for the Government of Abraham.  The elect must be twenty-four<br \/>\nable-bodied adults for the 2010 term.  I require the names, emails, and<br \/>\ntelephone numbers of these twenty-four church leaders emailed to<br \/>\nemergency@3emergency.com or jesus@3jesus.com immediately.  Failure to<br \/>\nfollow this instruction shall have spiritual consequences.   <\/p>\n<p>Buenas Suerte,<br \/>\nJesus Christ<\/p>\n<p>P.S.  Also, I am upset with you about this last Millennium Birthday at the<br \/>\nyear year two-thousand.  Were you not aware I&#8217;d come back to you?<\/p>\n<p>FURTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION<\/p>\n<p>Rules for Yahweh, Holy Spirit, Jesus:<\/p>\n<p>1.  Our Press must be authorized.  jesus@3jesus.com<br \/>\n2.  No impromptu meetings nor impromptu interactions.  jesus@3jesus.com<br \/>\n3.  No photos, etc.  jesus@3jesus.com<br \/>\n4.  &#8220;No or Yes&#8221; questions only. jesus@3jesus.com<br \/>\nWe most graciously thank you for your message and efforts.  Also, you<br \/>\nforgot My Millennium Birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<br \/>\nThe Office of Jesus Christ<br \/>\naka The Word of God<br \/>\nP.O. Box 701<br \/>\nSan Mateo, CA 94401<br \/>\nUSA<br \/>\nwebsite:  www.2000t.tel<br \/>\nemails:  jesus@3jesus.com and\/or emergency@3emergency.com <\/p>\n<p>+1(650)520-2317<\/p>\n<p>We repeat, This Message is an Official Message for the Government of<br \/>\nAbraham founded in part by Jesus Christ de Yahweh.  Interference with This<br \/>\nMessage, The Originator, His Respondents, His Adherents, His Mechanisms,<br \/>\netc. are subject to no appellate authority.<br \/>\n03\/22\/2010<br \/>\nTo stop receiving these<br \/>\nemails:http:\/\/www.hellomails.org\/unsubscribe.php?M=7191127&#038;C=d578a8335b14e7733e4b5979f7ef3fcc&#038;L=45&#038;N=88<br \/>\nYour email client cannot read this email.<br \/>\nTo view it online, please go here:<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.hellomails.org\/display.php?M=7191127&#038;C=d578a8335b14e7733e4b5979f7ef3fcc&#038;S=88&#038;L=45&#038;N=53<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I spend a lot of time up at St. Isidore and down in Braintree at the Archdiocesan Pastoral Center but I was still shocked to see that Jesus wants me for a special mission (email received 3\/22\/2010): To: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/jesus-wants-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-charlie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornells.org\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}